Heres an item thats both functional and feel-good.

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Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether youre haulin an ass (it's a wild donkey, look it up) down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Strap on Donkey Goggles and you're anointed with Von's thighs (speed agility), Peyton's mind (lightning fast humor) and Super John's arm (distance accuracy). Orange Crush your next run and soar a Mile High, because without these shades, your life is: IN-COM-PLETE -- wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Heres an item thats both practical and pretty.